My one issue i have with this is that fire is fast, like real fast.

That’s a bit daft. The entire point is that this would also result in Uber actually having a vested interest in HOW MANY drivers it floods a market with, and when – because if they have to guarantee a wage it’s in their best interest to optimize that. Currently they have the luxury of just taking on as many drivers as…

...What? Illinois is definitely NOT in the northeast, we’re solidly in the MidWest thankyouverymuch.

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

The hell kind of body shape do you have where your feeling restricted in an American pick up?

Tight in the ass? Unless you’re over 300 lbs then I don’t see how there would be an issue fitting in a full size pickup.

“It was a holiday, so they had two seatings: an early one and a late one. We chose the late one.”

When you set up your seatings like this, the late one is not set up a few minutes before closing time. If it is, that’s the restaurant’s problem. 

I need to save this for next time Kotaku feels like making a fuss over the video game industry objectifying women. Good old hypocrisy.

Detroit was considering selling off its art museum holdings. I’m gonna give a slight edge to clock thief here.

You have to have a really high IQ to get what “For Sweden” is alluding to here. If you are not a part of the more exclusive forums on Reddit, you just don’t have the mental capacity to get what he’s getting at.

Miata thinks S2K is 450 lbs. overweight.

I had only watched his shows; I had never read him before this morning, when I read that (in)famous New Yorker article. Reading it now, it’s perfectly Bourdain; his tone, his tenor, hell, his voice, permeates every word and thought. It was like he was sitting next to me, reading it to me.

People with children are not allowed to have crippling depression. Got it. Thanks for that. I’ll keep it in mind.

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

...so it’s literally just reposting headers from r/watchpeopledie? Has the reddit equivalent of A7Xfansreposts finally come to life?

You’d probably be surprised, the metric is in recalls/100k vehicles sold. If they had 1 recall, it would put the Land Cruiser right at the top. The 10 highest would be all low-volume stuff with 1 recall, and the bottom 10 would be low volume stuff with zero.

Consumer reports - Where a confusing stereo means an “unreliable car”.

Patrick George also has some jailtime in Virginia under his belt, which for me personally is a very important driving credential.

You mean the incredibly practical and simple interior layout? I bet that Hyundai logo on the steering wheel is in the actual centre, too.

For the love of god visit a Popeyes