Visit 1 - A good lesson for your children that they can’t get what they want all of the time, and to learn to deal with disappointment.

Nothing, except molest us, our children, and steal our shit.

For the record, I agree with you. Just because there’s much more interest in, and many many more flights to Mexico, Canada, and Europe, that’s no reason not to include Africa.

That probably plays a role to some degree, but I think the overwhelming factor is “no law firm wants to take on a complete lemon of a client who is clearly guilty, won’t stop publicly digging his hole even deeper, won’t follow his legal team’s advice, is potentially facing serious federal charges and won’t pay them…

My quality of life significantly improved after they started selling this ambrosia at my grocery store:

Depends. My E350 diesel actually gets the best mileage at about 93mph. Range at that speed would be around 880 miles

If you’re going to a border state you save a substantial amount of time if you can manage to go 100mph consistently, and not have to stop for fuel.

Football and crab cakes! That’s what Maryland does!

The crab cakes are delicious,

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Exactly. Only someone who never drives long commutes on the highway would ever think 5 gears is sufficient.

They keep taking them away. The city is causing its own problem.

That door was designed to withstand the airspeed of the aircraft. Winds speeds in excess of that would break all sorts of weather-related records in addition to that cargo door.

Here’s a thought: maybe wait until your broken game is no longer broken until you make it into an esport.

You need to back that claim up. On basically everything but the most bleeding edge performance cars, the breaks are more than capable of overpowering the engine.

OK, you load up your Jeeto and I’ll load up my F150. See you in California. Lets see who is still happy when they arrive....

You would be shocked how easy it is to “total” a helicopter. I did some training work for Life Flight and one of the things we covered was not touching the doors on the new AW109's. If you shut them too hard they can break and render the aircraft not-flightworthy. i.e. if you are a paramedic trying to help and you…

Humans are omnivores. We can kill an animal in a humane way or in a horrible way, but we will kill animals and eat them.

“But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.”

For at least four generations, (from pre 1900s) my family has kept salted butter on the kitchen counter, in an air-tight butter dish, at room temp. I know from my own experience, that it will last without any spoilage for at least 30 days. But if it is around that long, you’re not using enough butter.