I’m a bit surprised that there are even “options” for a thanksgiving sandwich. My Mom taught me, and it goes like this: Two pieces of white bread, mayo on both, turkey, touch of gravy, patty of stuffing, cranberry, and the final, most important part, the smoosh. That’s it, that’s all, that’s a thanksgiving sandwich.

But,....you have MY name......and you’re funnier than me. coooooollllllllllll.