zippyzanderhoff
Zippy Zanderhoff
zippyzanderhoff

Fs in chat. Meme’s dead, gang

no such thing as dead memes, just classics

You’re applying for a job that doesn’t exist anymore, however good you'd have been at it. Imagine proof-reading something thumbed out by an intern in a coffee-shop lineup, intended to get a quota of clicks then be forgotten within hours :-(

You know, that really was the worst scene in Ant-Man and The Wasp.

“For you, the fans.”

Based on the trailer and reviews I thought it would a goofy slapstick action movie, but the first few minutes are a weird depressing hellscape and my wife made me turn it off.

This is me, but with the band Amaranthe.

Hate clicks are still clicks!

The movie also compares the honey industry to slavery and literally includes a line about bees working for the white man. Fucking insane movie but in a good dumb way

The trailer makes it look like Collateral, but with vampires instead of Tom Cruise. I’m in.

plot twist, James Earl Jones is actually voicing Knuckles and Idris Elba is voicing Knuckles’s gloves.

Can I just say fuck both of them?

Meanwhile every FF14 dungeon run now is with 3 sprouts whose names are like Sylbombass Windfucker

down where it’s wetter.
Take it from me.

I imagine she’d be recognized more if she’d had other high-profile roles, but most of us have only seen her looking like this:

Yes, but Nick Cannon is not from one of those countries.
Also polygamy in those countries come with a set of responsabilities that are not just ‘having children

i mostly think it’s funny, hence a joke even in the headline 

Another tech demo without art direction.

I agree with Old Rick. Young Rick’s values are wrong. Who wants a Vietnam?

Harley is, in fact, very annoying. That’s intentional. She’s also surprisingly resourceful and a fascinating presence in the projects that use her well (aka, everything save that first Suicide Squad movie).