This really isn't that much of a technical feat compared to space travel or cancer. This was merely taking out the small chip in the figurine, opening the cartridge, and inserting the chip into the cartridge's innards.

I had a good chuckle at some of the dialogue there. Color me impressed.

Even if it's not something I'm personally interested, it's inspiring to see that such crazy, whack-a-doo content can find its niche out there on the internet.

So that's what Early Access means? You're paying the game creator to test for bugs? I never knew that up until now (Yes, I'm behind on some gaming affairs), and my mind is blown by that.

Tinder dates can be pretty chill. There's something equalizing about the fact that both parties resorted to a "hookup app" to get dates.

That's a very good point. Sadly, your point is actually based on a sound analysis of the game's flow and mechanics. That's not how internet commenting works, y'know.

"THIS GAME IS POPULAR, BUT IT HAS JUMPSCARES. JUMPSCARES ARE ALWAYS DUMB. THEREFORE THE GAME IS OVERRATED!"

Terrorism. Plain and simple.

Although I'd imagine it won't be treated as such by the government unless the perpetrators have foreign names and/or have ties to oil-producing nations.

"Five blades, with the precison of one!" -Gillette Lightsaber Company

I did this as a GM. I'd make players roleplay out the seduction (but not the actual sex). This was more of a preventive measure to keep the game from devolving into "I ROLL 40 DIPLOMACY TO BANG HOT ELF LADY!" bullshit. By asking players to roleplay various actions, it helps filter out the idiots who make their…

This is my personal favorite (it's an in-joke from Sonic 06, but still...):

This can be interpreted a number of different ways. Is "Hmmmmpph" intended to be read as a snooty sound of dismal? A grunt of arousal? You're going to have to elaborate here.

"Into overdrive", she says?

Time out. PETA has a Minecraft server?

Attention all units...suspect seen heading south...block all major roads, and capture the suspect...

It seems like all those dangling, hooped bits could get caught on something very easily.

Hats? Hats! HAATTSSS!!!!!

Well put. The question then becomes where the "fungus" traits begin and the "mammalian" traits end. Even if sexual reproduction is in place, there's no guarantee that it would resemble anything close to the mammalian version of sexual reproduction.

Maybe I'm all wrong about the "fungus" part. They could be bipedal…

It's practically the antithesis of the "self-fulfilling prophecy". The moment someone says "the comment section is going to be craaazzyyyy", you're pretty much guaranteed that nothing interesting is going to actually happen. :) This effect is amplified x10 if the original comment features a GIF of someone eating…

"Ahh, yeah...I've got (plant) come all over me!" ;)

Give's "love is in the air" a whole new meaning.