Absolutely nothing. It just sounds badass.

Or just an addition in the middle like Patricia "The Desecrator" Hernandez.

I wasn't sold on this article until you paired up Arianna Grande with Jigglypuff. Too perfect.

All is forgiven.

BLOOD. Spikes were covered with blood.

What's with kids and coming up with spooky game ideas? I had a friend who told me a story about an upcoming Genesis Sonic sequel called "Bloody Knuckles" where Sonic and Knuckles had gory deaths and the spikes where all covered with blood.

It sounded stupid at the time, but I have to give my friend some credit where…

My response came a few minutes after yours when there was Ben Fritz's tweet embedded in the article. Some other links were posted a little later, by the looks of things.

Evan, you should really toss in a link somewhere. The wannabe editors in the comments are having a field day.

He mentioned and linked to Ben Fritz's Twitter account, who is a Wall Street Journal writer and attendant at a WB investor event.

Aha! That's just what you want us to think, Jason! Or should I say...Pawn of the Dreadqueen Sarkeesian and member of Quinn's Evil Anti-Journalism Orgy Cabal!

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!

#GamerGateIIElectricBoogaloo

I wish they released some sort of alternate mini-series where we see Ash age like this and become an actual master like we were promised when we were young.

There's a mission near the end of Sleeping Dogs — getting remastered for the Playstation 4 next week — that recalls a similar feeling. But this time, it's because I understand. It's the mission when you get your Triad Boss, Two Chin Tsao, to relapse on his heroin addiction. You do this by disrupting his feng shui,…

Would you say that about a profession outside of the internet? If I get one of those "customer feedback" cards at work with nothing but irrational insults, my boss is going to throw it away. If there's actually legitimate criticism of my work on it, then that's a different story.

Not all feedback is equal. Nobody has…

Criticism of an argument or an article is one thing, criticism of the person behind behind the article is textbook ad hominem and has no place in a civil discussion.

"Bashing the author", as mentioned in the original comment, should not be tolerated.

typical ultra-pc gawker media blog amping up the censorship. you know who else liked censorship? hitler!

Kidding! You folks are great, and I like that you always strive to make the comments better! :)

That's awesome. What's the funniest Mii you've fought against?

Haven't picked up this game yet, but I want to hear from players how the Mii Fighter variants are shaping up as combatants so far.

Interesting. He doesn't seem to be using a lot of movement, just timely uses of shield/dodging and some well-placed Ganondorf kicks.

You complain about the game being given a "free pass" even while quoting the criticisms of the gameplay from the actual review?

Next up, a follow up article about D&D: "We don't kiss our loved ones the same way we kill our enemies, tell a lie, weave a basket, do a backflip, resist a poison, find a trap, disarm a trap, identify a rare plant, identify the demon about to kill you, sneak past a guard, or appraise the value of an item!"

How's it goin', Kotaku Bros? My name is (weird voice) PEEEWWWDDEEPPIEEE (weird voice).