Can we change the title of Jalopnik to this, or at least put it on a tshirt?

The New York City subway is full of garbage.

Costs 8x more Shots fired back.

Their joint venture with Subaru is supposed to be leading to a Subaru minivan, so yeah, I think you’re right.

Fuck rolling coal idiots.

I thought that this comment was a really strange insult, and I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to understand it, until I realized that his username actually is ‘Mailbox Cancer.’ That’s my new insult from now on.

Oh my god the video of them playing and the crowd not caring is so painfully awkward.

You don’t need to be a professional to be able to appreciate a medium. You’re here discussing cars... I don’t expect you to be a designer or engineer to opine on them.

My wife and I instituted a U2 ban about three years ago. Our happiness has increased exponentially.

I’m sorry but anything involving Nickelback is still worse.

The Simpsons is more relevant than U2. (full disclosure: I still watch and enjoy The Simpsons)

I've heard so many tales of how good a guitarist The Edge is but all I can hear is that same little lick he plays in every single song of theirs I've ever heard.

Under appreciated post

I like U2 as well, I just pretend they split up about 2 decades ago and ignore all the evidence countering this believe.

Ah yes, 5 gallon buckets, the perfect percussion instrument for playing on a urine soaked transportation terminal.

I think they put Larry too close to that Edge.

How in the hell did you get stars? Pounds are not tons.

Going to a racetrack and drowning to death must be the most confusing thing ever.

can jalopnik start a sub website that lists all of the open track days at every track in the usa. please. need this.

You just love to be a pessimistic bitch about everything don't you?