Ironic when you consider one of the chief complaints about Subway bread (amongst others) is that it’s too soft.

Trust me, you don’t wanna know what “from scratch” means at Subway.

It’s the yoga mats. Sweaty, sweaty yoga mats.

Heh, and all this time I thought Dove was made outta ranch dressing.

This list is invalid unless you move LaGuardia to #1. Last time I was there it smell of piss and glazed doughnuts.

How many donkeys left in Flavor Town?

I couldn't stop laughing first time I saw it. Enjoy.

And the arsenic in the seeds probably won't have cumulative life shortening effect at all!

Similar, canned green bean sandwiches got me through college

Street people make 50k in S.F.

Not a big deal, but you have scissors (poultry or otherwise) it makes things easier. Just flip the bird backside up, and cut along either side of the back bone. Remove. Then turn the bird over, and with a knife (the bigger the better) cut down the middle,of the breast from the inside.(that carteledge part). Now you…

Yeah, nothing better than a good BBQ fight!

sun/umbrella lady wins by 40 lengths

...spasketti O's too?

Dude, you just brined your fish.

...and what tit tiz too.

The problem is that mesquite is a grilling wood, not a smoking wood. Which makes it all the more baffling that it's sold in those tiny bags along with smoking woods.

I hate when that happens.

Ya mean like alcohol?