This is the FoxNews of brackets

Pure powdered fuckery on a bullshit starch plain.

People who eat Nacho Cheese Doritos also still have their Moms cut the crusts off their sandwiches (PB&J natch.)

You eat me...

Yeah, look'er up. Her name is Lorena Bobbitt.

The man has ZERO impulse control when it comes to how much he puts into his gaping maw or what he vomits out in the form of words.

Reminds me of this:

I'll bet United is regretting their decision to hire NYPD as flight attendants.

So how do emergency duties get accomplished if those seats are empty? Seems like an important enough task to merit them recruiting others for it if they are empty.

The reason it costs more is because it's desirable - usually it's the first seats to get sold. Granted, the airlines may have priced themselves out of the emergency row market, thus leaving the seat open. But not allowing an elderly woman a more comfortable, otherwise empty seat is stupid. Not to mention United's…

Depends on if it was an AirBus or a Boeing.

Hopefully, you'll do the same thing you do with all "good" people, appreciate them.

Including yours.

OR...you could like a beer and not be a myopic dick.

If they want hands they just go out and snap a few off.

WTF, no kale?

I would so gokken that

If Doritos gang up with cranberries, we're fucked.

I do thank the Wright Bros. For inventing something that allows us to "fly-over" your boring states. Ironic ain't it?

Yup, 'ya can't trust Big Tooth. They'd totally do something like that. Bastards.