Yeah, look'er up. Her name is Lorena Bobbitt.

The man has ZERO impulse control when it comes to how much he puts into his gaping maw or what he vomits out in the form of words.

What's the point of having clean knives if you have no fingers to them anymore?

Looks like something, a test perhaps, launched from Vandenberg AFB. SoCal people are used to seeing things like this, although this one look somewhat different.

Reminds me of this:

I'll bet United is regretting their decision to hire NYPD as flight attendants.

So how do emergency duties get accomplished if those seats are empty? Seems like an important enough task to merit them recruiting others for it if they are empty.

The reason it costs more is because it's desirable - usually it's the first seats to get sold. Granted, the airlines may have priced themselves out of the emergency row market, thus leaving the seat open. But not allowing an elderly woman a more comfortable, otherwise empty seat is stupid. Not to mention United's…

Depends on if it was an AirBus or a Boeing.

To look at his junk.

Un should speak at the UN just to confuse everybody.

When is Sony going to release their Seth Rogan Attacks North Korea game on Playstation?

Hopefully, you'll do the same thing you do with all "good" people, appreciate them.

Including yours.

...but the last time we left Low Earth Orbit

OR...you could like a beer and not be a myopic dick.

If they want hands they just go out and snap a few off.

WTF, no kale?

I would so gokken that

If Doritos gang up with cranberries, we're fucked.