"Grow up and talk like a human."

You poor thing. Maybe instead of thinking you know the way everything should be done, you shut the fuck up, and actually listen to others and find out why they do what they do. It's not just to piss your sorry ass off I can guarantee you.

...and you're line to be the one, if you're lucky.

Only pussies wouldn't rank these. Bullet points are for children.

It's twerking if you're doing it, tweaking if you're watching.

Thanks to King's tweet Trump has located his "piece" after Sandy.

It's so common now I hesitate to even call it an option - A/C

It's not acceptable as you describe it. But you don't know Stewart's motivation for doing so. It may well have been an avoidance move. Besides, hitting the brakes at that late point likely wouldn't have done a thing to save him.

You also don't get out of your car to chase down another driver you're pissed at. That's weapons-grade stupid.

Don't think Rs get abortions? Think again. Hypocrites to the last one.

Apparently Darwin works weekends too. That guy is busy!

But...but...some of my best friends are The Gays.

Whoops..over the stories I read on Jezebel concerning guys in bars, on dates, or relationships. Never in a million years would I ever consider such a stupid, disrespectful, and ultimately selfish act.

Send the pic to the "friend" who set you up. then run, don't walk, from both. I'm older, and you can color me shocked over the stori

Besides looking like the perfect projectile vomiting material, that is the worst recipe I have ever seen, — for anything.

You're a member of that laudable group that self-identifies as the most susceptible to completely transparent propaganda. Your ilk are a danger to this country for your gullibility.

The damage has been done by the Orange Boehner Boy and his cohort

A higher form of dipshittery, got it.

Oh look, a dipshit.

...when it's in Blythe