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I was disappointed when I read this article... I thought for a hot second that she had resigned from her position at the democratic national committe.

i’m assuming that sign in the background says “trusted leadership.”

better question: WHO LIKES FUCKING HOT DOGS?????

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

my first thought was “my neck can’t handle bring craned back like that for too long”

eh. that comment was a commentary on her personality, (she’s bland) moreso than her body.

fuck! i haven’t watched any previews for this movie. i had no idea they did that. that is a really irresponsible choice. dammit.

ha! whitesylvania. love it.

when I was little I never noticed that the bad guys in the Narnia books were darker skinned. then years later i had a flashback to reading a section where a couple of people disguised themselves as Calormen with a body paint of some sort. then they washed it off and were like, “now we are true narnians again!”

but but but it was written and an american audience! american is primarily white! he had to make it sit right in the audience’s minds! why think about the actual geographical location and the type of humans that lived there when we can think about formulating things to feel right for white americans!

there were a couple people of color in Lord of the Rings. in the attack on Gondor. riding giant elephant creatures.

you may not have had that reaction while watching a diverse movie, but i’m sure it’s happened somewhere.

My critical thinking skills are solid, son. You have quite a talent for saying things that are fundamentally wrong.

I don’t know who Alex Jones is! i’m not listening to Alex Jones. I’m listening to myself. and I am NOT willing to say that incident was for sure a seizure. all I know is it looked like she was fighting for control of her own head. and I believe that it is POSSIBLE she has seizures.

well I can tell you that mineral oil is too large a molecule to absorb into your skin. so it just sits on the surface. which could be bad, if it’s humid and you were hoping to draw some tiny water droplets out of the air and onto your face with a humectant.

right. no need to mess with a good thing.

i read it, i just thought it was aimed at uberconservative Sean Hannity fans and not aimed at me. (I don’t like Hannity or any person on Fox news.)

ha. my mom DID smear vaseline on her face. well... actually it was just around the eyes.

yes i am serious! it looks weird! she was not in control of her own head!

if Eucerin ever fails you, sensitive skin often is fine with... oil. just oil. hempseed and grapeseed are the best since they have the right ratios of oleic acid (makes sebum thick, can be comedogenic) to linoleic acid (makes sebum runny.)