I wonder if the owner knew of the fire risk, and if he splurged $50 earlier to buy a fire extinguisher.

Years ago, there was a story on one of the nightly news reports about gas stations doing the same, but in Orlando, FL, right outside Disney World. They didn’t display prices outside on the sign, and you could only see them at the pump.
The trick was that folks would be turning in their rental cars nearby and need to…

You just described the Tesla business model.

Dealership option 1: “You let a car get stolen during a test drive. You’re fired.”

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

A good point that should be included in the article would be: how much would it cost to replace the entire battery for the used car if the next owner needed to?

Those 15,000 miles are all from courthouse to courthouse.

Honda Accord/Civic. This is my ‘05 Civic Hybrid. Nothing fancy, but everything you need is right there and logically laid out for a quick glance. No menus to scroll through or fancy animation. Just plain and simple.

To correct this error, Porsche will need to keep your car for a week. They will need to pull the motor and dash out, then special-order tiny plastic parts from Germany that costs $300. When owners pick their cars up, they will notice a rattle from the dash and a new leak in the driver’s floor.

Might be nice to actually include what the MSRP is in the article instead of making the reader look it up.

“A new three-liter Supra will run you near as makes no difference...”

It would help in the article to give the STATE in which these plants are located.
You mention the city of Lincoln, the first state that comes to mind is Nebraska, which is not in the South. I had to look up that Honda plant to find out it’s in Alabama.

On the Rebels finale, Ezra is on the Star Destroyer bridge with Thrawn when they get hurled to another galaxy.
In Ahsoka, it’s never explained what happened next. Did Thrawn just drop off Ezra on the planet and go about his way? Why didn’t Ezra just kill Thrawn, knowing how dangerous he’d be if he ever returned to…

Would’ve been perfect except for the annoying “on hold with the credit card company” music that every single youtuber uses throughout the video.

“...and she had sex with him anyway!”

It’s not entirely that the fans don’t bathe.

If you’ve ever been to a convention, some of these costumes are incredibly elaborate and difficult or impossible to fully clean. Add to that the fan is in the costume for hours, in large crowds of other costumed people, which makes the room warmer, and that big conventions…

It’s not entirely that the fans don’t bathe.

I never heard of a movie called “Mulna.”
Is that one made by Dinsey?

If I had to guess where the top Vette dealership was in the country, New Hampshire would probably rank dead last.

“The system even helps with claims of theft.”
Except when the dealer conveniently can’t find the footage of an employee snooping through your car and stealing stuff.
“Sorry, we can’t find the footage.” “It got deleted by accident.” “Can you prove that item was in the car when you brought it here?”