I was perusing the wife’s Amazon wish list (there’s a holiday around the corner), and saw something from Goop shop on there. I don’t even want to ask.

WTF is wrong with this woman?

Who in the fuck wouldn’t refrigerate mayonnaise?

Part of why he’s doing so well is because he played for Man U for almost 11 years. He is one of their own, and get a level of trust that Mourinho never could get.

They can be resurrected with a squirt of malt vinegar and 40 seconds in the microwave.

Given that he lives in WA, I presume he wants to build a wall against Canada. Those aliens coming down from BC to spend their money is the #1 problem preventing America from being great again!

Twirling huh? In what direction?

I’m surprised it hasn’t devolved into froth-mouthed yelling of racial slurs.

Hey, if they’ve got a learner’s then they’re definitely too old for the kids’ menu.

Red Bull works great to get them back to life.

Good parents realize kids can be messy and tip well to off set the issue.

You would rather complain about being wasteful than eat leftovers?

I’d be mortified if I got anything other than 32 out of 32. It’s so obvious that higher is higher and lower is lower, no matter how close.

Plenty of tones were very close, but I still had no problems getting 32 out of 32. It just seems obvious that higher is higher and lower is lower, no matter by how much.

It’s a hot dog then?

Yeah, I buy bologna in half inch slices, and pan fry them.

I think you may be wrong. Homophobic white males don’t pay for porn - they have endless free porn to choose from.

Last minute? It’s 12 days still. Many relationships will form and dissolve in that time!

Last minute? It’s 12 days still. Many relationships will form and dissolve in that time!

To be full?

wind chills of 40, 50, even 60 degrees below zero—and that’s in Fahrenheit.