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Don’t post pics where you look awful

On the other hand, dont hide that you have kids either, including how many and their approximate ages. It’s not a plus if your date finds out because the babysitter calls during the date, or your kids call because theyre fighting.

Give me one reasoned argument for how duck lips are a sign of intelligence...

Also, for stretching to have much of an effect, you need to hold each stretch for minutes. The five-second stretches that many do is really just static exercise to a pain point.

That seems like gear that won’t work much below freezing. Winter running up North means layers everywhere as temperatures creep down towards forty below:

I’ve seen “Please RSVP” written on invites by the inviting party and I just assumed they had no clue about the translation but they knew more or less what it meant

Top Gear UK post-C/H/M/W appears to suffer from much the same as Top Gear US did: The presenters just dont seem comfortable with their roles, and often overplay as a result. If not downright awkward, it does at least seem stilted at times. It has improved over time with the new guys, but now that will be broken up a

The main problem with electric mixers is that it’s very easy to overdo the whipping, to the point that nine times out of ten, it will be overdone. Instead of soft creamy cream that melts away in your mouth, you get a stiff buttery result. Stick mixers are even worse, because they dont get enough air into the cream, so

Hand whipping actually makes an inferior product. It’s less stable, hand whipped whipped cream has a tendency to collapse or weep.

Like “confection sugar.” Pfft. Please. You have sugar? You have a coffee grinder? Cool, you have confection sugar too.

I am sure your food is the most bland and boring ever.

Whipped cream doesn’t need to last. To me, that’s like looking for eggs or coffee that can be served hours after cooking - it’s missing the point, which is freshness.
(But does last for a couple of hours if refrigerated)

For reference I’m a 6'1" 292 lbs powerlifter with a 36" waist and 30" thighs.

“Athletic” is so many different things. A weight lifter and a long distance runner do not have the same body shape, and should not use the same cut.

I have a couple of pairs of shrink-to-fits, but unfortunately, they do not shrink to fit all contours. Around 15% shrinkage in length and 5% in width is as much as you get. If the width is far too roomy, no amount of shrinking them will cure that. Even when boiling them and hanging them with dumb bells in each leg to

My problem is finding jeans for my non-athletic butt.
Being a “skinny runner” type, most jeans hang like a sack around my butt and upper thighs, and stretch versions are even worse, as they hug the lower thigh, calling attention to the fact that I can fit a broiler chicken at each butt cheek.

Hijet truck JUMBO California?
I think “jumbo” must be lost in translation. It would probably fit in the back of a Cadillac Escalade...

The Hellcat is equally capable blasting down the drag strip, cruising around town in traffic, or eating up miles on a road trip.

If it’s comfortable, they did something wrong.
It should have about the same comfort level as riding a V2 out of Peenemunde.