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Who actually drinks the same amount of water as beer?

Shandy is by far the original drink. The main difference these days is that a radler tends to be pre-mixed, while a shandy is made when served.
Some also put ice cubes in their radler, which would be sacrilegious to do to a shandy.

White Castle is awesome. Wu Tang are awesome.

No.
When I go to White Castle, it’s because I crave the little meat patties. That craving cannot be satisfied by an ersatz product; no matter how good it is, it isn’t the White Castle burger.
It’s like stopping at a truck stop for a cup of engine-oil-joe and being told you need to try their tea, cause it’s awesome.

Did they implant lead weights in your knee?
Or did you, perhaps, eat more than you should have to stay at your weight?

They all should just have more willpower! It’s EASY (oh sorry, it’s “simple”). Because no one has medical issues, severe financial constraints, different metabolisms, abusive environments, or so many things that they should just overcome through stick-tuitiveness.

Easy as in easy to understand is what I meant. Would saying “it’s simple” make it better?
It requires effort and willpower, but it’s pretty straightforward what needs to be done: Burn more than you eat. We all know that, and willpower is the main stopper for most people. I wish there was a pill without side effects

If multiple people report food-borne illness symptoms, and they all at at Chipotle on the same day

Remember, it wasn’t the waitress that gave you food poisoning so you are expected to tip the full amount.

Every body has fat. Nobody IS fat.

I can believe there are some people for whom shame is a motivator that works.

If it were so easy, EVERYONE would be thin and Weight Watchers wouldn’t be a billion-dollar business.

When frying chicken like this, it’s very necessary to dredge in flour for the resulting crunch and flavour. You’re never going to get that from skin only.

Great, now we all wait for the text 8==D~

I think this is all much ado about nothing. The test message will say “This is a test.” or some such, and that’s it.

If you can’t pay it off in full by the due date, don’t charge it to your credit card

You’re on an expense account. Double whatever you tip when it’s out of your own pocket.

He wasn’t kicked out during his meal, though. They gave him what he paid for. They just asked him not to return because they could only afford to give him that deal once.

Without Angostura, it’s just not an old fashioned.

I figured out that the best thing I could do for my kids was to not have them.
It has worked out well for me. I have much more time for my S.O. than people who have children do, and we have no need to put up a facade or watch what we say in our own home. A DINK life isn’t for everybody, obviously, but it was a great cho