... and have their staff use dedicated utensils to pick up meat/veggies/condiments, instead of gloved hands. They move bacteria around from one container to the next, plus make it impossible for people with allergies or aversions to eat there, because there’s contamination.

The good thing about Subway is that you can get it made how you like it.
The bad thing is that you pay the same no matter how much you put on it - those who like simpler subs (mine is ham and green peppers, no cheese, no mayo, no lettuce, no nothing else) subsidize those who heap it on. Make it 50 cents extra per…

Schultz told Kotaku that he wants to replace the wedding proposal with the name of his grandmother, who has passed from cancer and helped ignite Schultz’s passion for Spider-Man.

This is attempted murder and should come with jail time.

A criminal prosecution seems in order. Reckless endangerment at best, and possibly intent to harm. A few years in prison might calm him down enough to put him back on track and on the track.

You mean a cast iron frying pan? A skillet doesn’t hold much oil...

Yes it does soak up a lot of oil, and even at 280F. It doesn’t appear to be oily, because it’s well absorbed, but if you squeeze the chicken, what comes out isn’t water. And the level of the oil going down in the pot isn’t just evaporated oil.

Why would the Restaurant even care.

Okay, but what’s up with the guy on the left’s haircut?

If not drunk, drugs might be involved. Cops have easy access to drugs, and a higher than average risk of substance abuse.

This is Texas, and she had a right to stand his ground...

I’m more worried about his unaboob. Was he an Amazon in a previous life?

It’s a 1940s-50s cut shirt. The cut was supposed to not be worn tucked in and never hang over the belt. Likewise, the sleeve has a diagonal cut.

I take it you’re not one for studying?

But what about the Australian “Panelvan”...?

The rule is much simpler than this.
Can you put a fridge in it and close the doors? It’s a van.

This is The Salty Waitress. Obviously, the right answer is that no, you should tip the waitress at least 30%, and leave before you sit too long.

The definition of a friend is someone who hasn’t stabbed you in the back yet.
If you’re mentally insecure enough to need them, and can’t function without offloading on others, you really don’t need to be picky either.

but it’s terrifying to think this man has the nuclear codes.

Indeeed, and for some unscrupulous individuals (like my brother), it lets them write M.D. after their name.