Constantine is a really good movie. It’s just that the main character isn’t John Constantine. He’s some dude who is named “Constantine,” but has almost none of the actual characteristics of the comic book Constantine. Which, again, doesn’t make the movie or the character bad — hell, this is one of Keanu’s better…

And another potentially good article ruined by the slideshow.

We take it you’ve heard the news about the Doctors Who?

People: I won’t get VR until people start making games for it.

Replying to a tweet from a fan

I think the baby had her mother’s trainer’s eyes, not traitor’s eyes.

Can’t stop the signal, Mal.

They should just change their name to the “Reds” already. It’s not like having a “Giants” in both baseball and football is some big problem, and the same would be true for “Reds”.

Bill Hicks would have a field day.

At least pretend to read the article, folks

We remembered Swiss, we just left it off as a diss because we all agreed it sucks and is bullshit.

They already do. I buy this every week:

The Americans. Devastating.

Wow, even the middle one?

Actually that is the offical name of Mexico, Estados unidos de Mexico

I mean I did start screaming on such a winter’s day.  

This burn is gleefully sailing right over Baracka’s head but i’m here and i appreciate you. 

Ask Gwen Stacy how well that works. 

Please stop telling us about The Orville; I think almost every Discovery article or review already has a post praising this show on it already. Trust me, everyone knows about it already and the constant reminders of its existence have long since gotten redundant. By now the only people who haven’t checked it out are…