We remembered Swiss, we just left it off as a diss because we all agreed it sucks and is bullshit.

They already do. I buy this every week:

The Americans. Devastating.

Wow, even the middle one?

Actually that is the offical name of Mexico, Estados unidos de Mexico

I mean I did start screaming on such a winter’s day.  

This burn is gleefully sailing right over Baracka’s head but i’m here and i appreciate you. 

Hey, Splinter editors, I love reading Jorge Ramos’s stuff. Humble request: can you paste it in plain-text into your CMS so it doesn’t have all the weird distracting characters instead of apostrophes and other punctuation? You’re probably all on Macs, and I don’t know the shortcut, but in Windows you can just do…

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

It isn’t really a retcon, it’s just that this article and many others aren’t clarifying it properly. Loki wasn’t being mind controlled, rather, the Mind Stone was further fueling his anger and aggression. This is consistent with the scene of the Sceptre influencing the Avengers to start arguing with each other. Also,…

The way I take my formerly beloved presidents who now don’t pass my purity test: black.

Every fucking day I have at least 7 moments where I think “Wait, we really elected the dumbest fucking moron in the country President?”

I’m not disagreeing with his points (though that stems frim not giving a shit more than anything) but the irony of this coming from a guy who writes about politics for GQ and GMG sites despite having zero qualifications or discernible expertise is apparent to everyone, right? Also is this just a Ringer takedown site…

Show us on the doll where the Sports Guy touched you, Drew.

• “ON PERIOD, INSERTED NON-BIRTH CONTROL SPONGE IN VAGINA SO SHE COULD SWIM”

The Quicker Fucker Upper

My brain will dope me into being okay with everything I am being annihilated completely and forever. Phew.

So will the Pats’ version lol. It’s one of my favorite parts of the year

We have for over 200 years and it’s not going to change now.

This is an interesting argument and made by someone who I am guessing didn’t live through the Cold War.