Beige is as beige does.

The wheels on the bus go wherever Charmaine Laurie tells them to.

Like a boss bus.

Some English colleagues and I drove south from Paris one night in steady snow years ago. The going started to get a bit dicey so the decision was made to turn the wheel over to the guy from Manitoba. They then slept and I did 80 mph in the snow for the remaining 150 miles (the Autoroutes were virtually deserted). I…

Okay.. Scotland, remember that a while back when we were like we maybe might accept you in our Nordic club? Yeah, I think don’t think you’ll make the cut.

I already have an electric panini that fries my bread completely.

Ark II

I paid for a whole seat but only needed THE EDGE!!! :-(

The only question I need to ask is why wasn’t this done on...

He was accused, they investigated, and found enough to shit can him. Do you really think they would dump him if they didn’t find corroboration of the accusations?

This one is fairly well known in the STi community, but not many people know about it outside of it.

VW’s do this if you put the key in the door and hold it to the unlock position.

Fun fact of the framed-window variety: nearly EVERY VW sold since the late nineties has had this feature built in but (for some insane reason) never widely advertised in any of their literature. A proper Easter Egg for savy owners, if you will.

“Don’t mind me, just replacing the turn signal bulb.”

Did the drone get taken out during the 3rd quarter overtime points negation race, or was it after the 7th inning stretch when everyone sang “Take me out to the stage race”?

Just take the Gurney bump and make it a Lincoln bump.

At least use a picture of their prototype as the lede.

Can you run Lysol though a pressure washer?