“Features unique to that first year include pushbutton exterior door latches, smaller 7-inch wheels, and the omission of the Stingray badge on the front fenders.”

With enough gearing, and a low enough top-speed expectation, you’ll be aight.

“There’s a car on the side of the road! EVADE!”

“Which side!?!?!?”

[from the back seat] “Many sides... many sides.”

Snippit of the radio comms:

Sean Spicer is back!

There’s a term for owning more on something that it’s worth... I just wish I could remember it.

Have you driven into a Fjord, lately?

I think you’ve overlooked how long it’d take this ol’ Jeep to cover 687.5 miles.

The world’s first Hundred Grand Cherokee.

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

Are we sure it wasn’t Toyota Highlanders?

Sunglass delete would be more like $3000 but only as part of a super-lightweight package.

FTFY!

Looking at Honda’s entry to formula 1, I’m no longer very convinced they know how to do anything outside their comfort zone engine wise.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Just paint something like, “Soilin’ Trou” on the side.

Goddammit, Bikini Bottom is a right-to-work state you commie pinko bastard.

WHOA NOW. I am a huge fan of Orangina, let’s leave my favorite fizzy beverage out of this.

idk, I love the RainX washer fluid...