I really want to be on one of these. “What’s the first thing you think of when you see the Chevy Silverado?” “Uh, some redneck out cruisin for some poontang” “Oh, that’s, well..... What about the 4g WiFi included in the Silverado?” “I need gigabit speed for the shit I jerk off to man. Seriously, it’s some​ weird shit.…

A cult’s not worth my time if it doesn’t have tax-exempt status.

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

Technically, yes it was. From the original rules for submission:

Bass? Dropped.

Tossing this in the ring. Cool: mostly, but who else has a dad could do a massive burn out and then take his bike to the park.

Used Lotus Evora.

a child will not think this is cool. I know because I am one

But their guide dogs were pleading “No, no, press the other one…”!

But what’s going to haul the extra GTi parts? ;)

*But

It’s a good excuse to post Taxi’s intro.

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Personal favorite

Oh the lane motor museum. Went their for my first time in the fall last year. Loved it. And that thing sitting outside of it is absolutely yuuge

Step on a hockey rink and you’ll find out quickly.

60% of the time, you’ll smell like smoke coming from behind the dashboard.

I enjoyed the COTD, but the Shareef don’t like it.

Stop trying to retcon prop mistakes into canon. They screwed up in painting the thing. There is no need to come up with some twisted plot thing to make it happen in the film, except all off-screen.

Ford Brasil still do unexpected trucks. Meet the Cargo.