^THIS

You can’t possibly know how I cut my brie; how, thus, can you say that I’m doing it wrong?

You’ve clearly never stood up to leave a coffee shop before.  There’s really only one way to close a laptop in that scenario: the cinematic way!

That’s one definition of privacy; there are many. Merriam-Webster offers three. In English, when someone uses a word with multiple meanings, we rely on context to interpret which meaning they meant. It seems you failed at interpreting the context in this case.

Did Lifehacker forget that Post-Its exist?

Frankly, you can skip the butter too.  Fresh steamed broccoli with a few grinds of salt and pepper is one of my favorite things to smash into my face!

Sgt-Malak has never heard of a fire safe.

Policing other people’s poverty is rarely helpful, and in this case is a manufactured distraction. While some portion of the 57% that can’t afford an emergency are in some way responsible for their plight, in no way is their iPhone or used truck the overall root cause. Your complaint is anecdotal at best, and entirely…

I really feel for people who didn’t grow up in a Dutch-American community, who have never known the pleasure of a REAL pig-in-a-blanket (i.e. a saucijzenbroodje made with homemade sausage and a flaky pastry dough that’s nothing like what you get from a Pillsbury can).

I disagree that you should never flash your brights in response to another car’s brights. A quick flash can often clue the other driver in to the fact that they have their high beams on, prompting them to turn them down.

“...and there is no police reports [sic] or history of incidents...”

It doesn’t have to be “motivated by racism” to be racist.

One of the reasons, sure. Another reason is cost; this hack addresses the latter reason.

What a good headline!  You didn’t try to tell me I was making my winter tomato sauce wrong.  Thanks!

Yes, absolutely.  There is a non-negligible portion of the population that actually follows most laws that apply to them.

No; I’m not flipping my pancakes too hard. I don’t *ever* make pancakes. I hate them. It is categorically impossible for me to flip pancakes too hard, as it’s an activity that simply never occurs.

I’m sure the zero people who thought that the Latvian Chef of the Year was being Donner-partied onto his own menu are grateful for your contribution.

This is immediately in contention for the worst hack I’ve ever seen on this site.  Please don’t pollute our planet with single-use plastics like this.

I know it’s because of psychology and clicks, but I will truly never understand how headlines that insult your readership are a good thing.

Sometimes being petty to assholes is fun. Cathartic, even.  And that’s okay.