You're completely right. He's not even my favorite character and I feel bad that Snyderman is going to be a lot of kids' first mainstream exposure to him. Whoever hired Zack "Sucker Punch Was My Fault" Snyder to do anything related to the character of Superman needs to go on a coke detox.

Yep, had a brief moment where I wondered if Etsy existed when I was in high school. I don't think it did. This must be what my dad feels like.

It'll be around forever.