Worst of all? This was the text:

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

We had an incident with the opposite at our work, two of my coworkers handle their stress and workload very differently, one is always, for lack of a better word, jubilant, while the other is always stressed out, yelling, and generally freaking out. The higher ups concluded this was because the happy employee wasn’t…

Too hard to read and people don’t like you.
Let them in on the fact that you’re a raging alcoholic with tendencies towards being a mean drunk prone to fits of crying and a own an extensive taxidermy collection and they don’t like you.
You just can’t win.

I wonder if all of the test groups were American. Americans tend to favor extroversion, and I would be interested to see if this had a different response in, for example, Norway.