I L'd literally OL. In fact, I made some weird snorting noises and now the dog's glaring at me from his bed cuz I woke him up before dawn.

0:28 - "This 560 horsepower, V8 engine, hard-top convertible..." It's the first thing he says about it.

These Rolls-Royces also have the distinction of being the only Rolls-Royce models for which no examples exist. A total of three Legallimits were built, and at least one "invisible engine" model, so that's four that I bet you'll be able to find in a barn somewhere in England no problem. Just send us some pictures when…

"We don't know yet if there is an issue with the 737-800"

Exactly. So, absent those facts, you're just going to blame Boeing when the significant portion of aircraft accidents are caused by either weather or human error in airmanship or maintenance on the airline's part? Smells like a vendetta to me.

You misspelled "Lion Air," there, champ.

One flies for an airline that hires people who don't know what they're doing, and then one runs out of fuel before one makes it to the runway. At least, that's what early reports are saying might've happened.

"Generally considered [a] death trap" by whom? No one I know. The 737 line is the single best-selling commercial aircraft in history, in the entire world. It's a workhorse, and by passenger miles, it's also actually one of the safest. There's a reason it's sold so well... and I'll give you a hint: airlines don't buy…

Right?! That's where my mind goes, too. But now the little dude's back home, and the fun in the garage can begin again.

Yeah my '96 A4 was a pain in the butt. Water pump, fuel pump, engine mounts... the list went on and on. But, man I loved that car. I moved halfway across the country in it. My little buddy and I drove through Yellowstone, the Rockies, and the Cascades together. I sold it when I got to Seattle to a guy who was excited…

The bent bumper cover on the driver's side headlight makes it look like its wincing. "Ooo, this one's gonna hurt..."

Upon careful inspection, it looks like the guy bounced off the curb on the other side of the road and then flew into oncoming traffic. Keep an eye on the left side of the road just as the video starts. Big cloud of dust/smoke. Also, he appears as if from nowhere on the right side of the frame, which suggests to me he…

Damn, yo. That's such bullshit. Thanks for being out there about it, though. Hopefully more guys like you will speak up and things will change. Good luck, man.

Yeah, the family behind these vids has admitted they're staged for humor.

Says you. As the proud owner of a penis with a foreskin, I say shut the hell up and keep away from my genitals unless I ask you to come near them is the standard, and you either have crossed it or you haven't.

*most important parts

I can't stand the rapid-fire editing during the most important on shows like this. I don't need to see sixteen simultaneous angles. Just hold your shot so I can see what happened, and then replay from different angles, if there's more to be seen. Yeah, yeah, they're trying to build "suspense" for the big reveal from…

Still hideous.

Yeah, definitely improved interiors.

Yeah, renewables aren't cost competitive, they're just a fad... and that's why there's all sorts of private money getting poured into developing the technologies so that they scale. Cool story, bro.

The fact that you're so defensive about (and willing to cite the talking points of) the oil and gas industry speaks…

You're trying to tell me that electric motor technology hasn't improved since the 1890s? Pishtosh. No one at the turn of the last century had electric motors of the size, weight, and output you'd find in a Model S. In any event, that oil was plentiful, cheap, and had poorly understood environmental implications in…