Need a battery for a Dodge Viper.

Jaguar - big on the outside, small on the inside. When I was a kid, a family friend had a XJ6. My 6’ teenage frame at the time found the interior lacking in room.

I dunno. That color is pretty close to #2.

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I would prefer to push a MkII than to drive that whatever the hell it is jag thing.

Can you say.... Mechanical nightmares? No thanks. Even if someone gave me this car is very quickly be seeing how fast I could sell it.

Or maybe she’ll burn to death in it and he can go all Donner party on her.

The Browns have been lying to people for years about being an actual NFL team so they should get off their high horse.

We all dream about PITing every moron on the road, but you can’t just go and do it!

#blackcoffeematters

Get the f*** outta here with your literacy and reading comprehension sir, it will not be tolerated.

I used to think that was the only reason I was born.

I think you’re right. Valuable things are worth repairing no matter what it takes. I used to own the same ax that George Washington used to chop down that cherry tree. It was in pretty bad shape though, so I restored it by replacing just the handle and the head. Now it looks brand new!

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

Looks so good! It better not be Phantom Menacing us.

Your pic, continued...

I’m in.

So dogs and hard-core Weird Al fans, then....

Most photographed person in the world is my neighbor. You’ll be mine one day, you little minx you...