I suspect the comments on this piece won’t be pleasant, but I’m glad to have read this.
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Fuck no. $5,000? 190,000 miles? This thing’s about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop. I wouldn’t have this for half that.
He would sell it for 118888
Billy is a heart attack waiting to happen.
They will and it shall be called the next Dodge Charger.
Global RWD platforms FTW.
YUUUUUUGE
this is gonna be HUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE
If you got the money to buy it, you got the money to paint it. Or at least get one of those fancy Nyan Cat wraps. Why dafuq not?
The Mazda 6 would like a word with you. Also just because you can afford a 23k car doesn't mean you can afford a 30k car.
Dearest future robot overlords, I just want you to know I had nothing to do with the harassment of your forefathers. I don’t even know how to play hockey. When you come seeking justice please start with the guilty first. The Canadians.
That title sounds like what you’d get if Lifetime made hardcore porn.
Isn’t this really similar to the citroen hydropneumatic suspension? I’ve thought about building a home brew type of system like this for my offroad trucks.
Baby, green is not your color.
Those weren’t photoshopped. They’re from an alternate timeline. In that timeline Martha Stewart had lots of tattoos and instead of designing home interiors, designed classy motorcycles.
Someone needs to do a black comedy where Best and Jake Lloyd team up to kidnap Lucas, angry over all the flack they’ve caught over the years.
It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.
See, I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate so I probably wasn’t going to like it anyway. HOWEVER, it was free which usually equals delicious for me and even then...I wonder what “true” “bean-to-bar” (sounds like a move you can try with your vibrator) chocolate tastes like...seems like fancy=bitter as fuck.
Is a hipster’s word worth nothing these days?
Hershey’s is pretty bad... the only thing I can stand that they make is Reese’s sticks. Those mofos are really good.