What's not to like here? NP.

I hate being in the gray.

when I lived in SC (a no helmet state) I took a bird to the face shield on a 95 degree day. That confirmed my decision to always wear my brain bucket regardless of how hot it might be. A little sweat head is vastly preferable to taking a baseball sized bird to the naked eyeball.

that's not a moon, it's a space station.

why does anybody even watch TLC anymore? The learning left damn near 20 years ago. It should be renamed "The Shittiest Channel" TSC.

Love that airbag system up there by the firewall. I've had a couple o' Subies that had that same airbag type..

I was tempted to go NP just because seller is willing to take guns ('Murica...fuck yeah!!!!!) in exchange for this, however I came to my senses a millisecond later.

red

Neutral: What Is The Dominant Cab Where You Live? Or is there none?

yes it does sound promising...but it depends on which Will Ferrell Shows up to act. Ron Burgundy Will Ferrell or Rick Marshall Will Ferrell.

I can't think of anything clever to say other than, "No, just no." It's closer to the NP line than the "kill it with fire" line, but that's still solid CP territory.

there's only a handful of cars worth that kind of money, and ain't nary a one of 'em from that corner of the world.

Lewis Black as anger is a bit o' casting brilliance.

Neutral: So here in NY, depending upon when the recall hits, I can wait upwards of two years before getting my car fixed? Cool.

Neutral: I'll be walking from the living room into the kitchen.

benadryl...fixes the DUI issue and helps you get to sleep.

national forest campgrounds (out of season or in out of the way locations) and state parks make for wonderful car sleeping spots.

99 things to know about North Texas:

They are the best friends money can buy.