If I see one of my staff playing spreadsheets with little fallout dudes in the cells, I’m throwing their computer through a motherfucking window.

Many of the people who drive small cars also refuse to buy an American car. Honda & Toyota have been pushing this by telling their customers how smart they are for buying their product. Also these pseudo-liberals will claim that Honda or Toyota are good environmental stewards and that “American cars are Vegas”. But…

Right. How do you explain the Korean and Japanese automakers continuing to produce small cars? Kia has 4 small cars for sale that start under $22k. The cheapest Hyundai is an Elantra for $22k. Entry level Japanese sedans/hatches start under $25k. They seem to be doing fine to me. The law has no blame for Ford’s lack…

This is the worst advice I’ve ever seen

The Kia truck I really want:

Just picked mine up.

Maybe dense urban areas need to be better about public transportation and lack of charging infrastructure is the kick in the ass that they need to make it happen. Personal transportation makes little sense to most people in a dense urban area.

The black wheels aren't helping it.  I'd get some silver ones.

Also you get that bullet proof Italian reliability that Alfa Romeo is famous for.

Fourth gear - the best schedule that I ever had was four tens with alternating start days.  The first week, we worked Monday-Thursday, the next we worked Tuesday-Friday, then the following week we went back to Monday-Thursday, again.  The combination of alternating two-day and four-day weekends rocked, especially when…

There was an engineer at my last job who was over 80 years old and daily drove an LC500. He had to roll out of that thing onto the ground before he could stand up. I’m not exaggerating. And he drove it like a pissed off teenager too!

Oh, I live this mantra big time. We are huge live in the now folks - probably to the point of occasional irresponsibility. Waited a long time to have kids so we could travel the world and enjoy life in one way. Now at 40 I have an 18 month old and we live a smaller life trying to enjoy having a kid as much as…

Too bad you can’t roll down that iPad on the dash.

They simply cannot get enough of these piles o shit. 

I was interested until I saw that the only thing in/on the dash was a tablet. No instruments at all.

If Boyega was to come back - and with all due respect to Ridley - I’d rather see him in a buddy/romance movie with Isaac’s Poe than puppy-dogging his way after Rey.

Is Drake Bell uncancelled now?

Oh, Drake Bell.

Even at the time I never understood what everyone hated about her.  It was all nothing but juvenile meanness and never made sense.  She’s never had any scandal or anything that would indicate she was a bad person; she didn’t deserve that.

Do people who write for Jalopnik actually like cars?