Who is this for?

People just need to stop buying fucking cars beyond their means...

It’s spelled Hayden but it’s pronounced Ashleigh.

I HIT 7,000 RPM JUST TO BACK OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY!!

np.

And you know what the best part is? Polyphony can’t patch these out in an update.

Holy shit, that’s a bad take. Please don’t make me list the reasons why; just renounce it and hope you can be forgiven someday.

Sadly, the rarity of the cars will ensure that they will depreciate very slowly.

The Dash is cluttered?

The Hutch was part of my learner’s permit driving. Later my father made me drive the Saw Mill which makes the Hutch look like a nice country drive. Then it was a “go pick up your grandmother from Brooklyn” solo drive. Got confused by the signage and pulled off in Harlem after dark for directions, this was back in the…

the ability to turn the seats 90* to put kids in the seat is amazing. how has it not been done before?! loading and unloading my child from their carseat would be so so much easier with this function.

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

Members of my local Corvair club routinely tested their keys in each other’s cars and convinced themselves that Chevy only made eight different key patterns and distributed them randomly throughout the country

It takes three generations to get out of the trailer park.

Does this look like Jalopnik to you?

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

lol STFU you dweeb. Switch the genders. Yes, because we’ve never seen a movie where an older man seduces a younger woman. Unheard of in the history of cinema and in real life. Truly a concept that could only exist in our imaginations.

Multiple factors. First, we have a habit of outsourcing non-routine public works to consultants and contractors rather than bringing that talent in-house in the US. It’s why municipal utilities run pretty well, municipal transit projects suck because the agency doesn’t know what they want, how feasible ideas are, and…

This.

Low Rider plays awkwardly in the background

This whole article and you can’t bother to list a single example of a valuable $2 bill?

Newsflash - if your $2 bill is from 1976 and NEWER - It’s worth $2. MAYBE you can convince some sucker to pay more for a CRISP 1976 $2 bill, or if it has a unique serial # (binary, trinary, birthdate) they are worth more but that…