Was I supposed to read this in Seinfeld Steinbrenner’s voice?

If Torch suggested a normal vehicle then there really must not be many choices on this budget.

LOL 30k.  #doubt.

Literally came down to the comments to say this. Top notch content from you Mercedes!

Jesse in an Audi or BMW would have been so dope.

As a substation engineer who deals main with power distribution....BRING ON THAT OT BABY.

P1 Volvos (s40, c30, v50, c70) have the ECU inside the airbox.

It gets better when you realize that Laura Palmer’s mother and Susan Ross’s mother are the same actress.

How is life on the red planet?

Found the midwesterner.

Yeah it looks like shit, but honestly, I’d buy this.  if it’s based on the SUV that means there’s a pass through right?

*I’m OK with this” meme

Because they’re both fat and it is genuinely difficult to tell them apart.

This is satire right? Jesus fucking christ.

See “ The Scorpion King”’s response.

*Jerry Seinfeld voice* Who is this?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Saab?

“The driving equivalent of some kid kicking your seat at the movies”

This thing is what Bollinger should have been going for, but electric.