Stop trying to put a label on bags.

Missing: Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling”

Probably didn’t have gap insurance...

Don’t forget to get a PO box to use as your address. Also use a disguise when you appear in person, and pay only in small bills. When you leave, circle a block on the way home to check if you are being followed.

As a current Mustang driver I’m really getting tired of the “Mustangs always wreck when leaving car shows” thing. It’s gotten really old.

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

Plate jokes.

The Donald Trump Center For People Who Can’t President Good.

I don’t know why catching ON fire bothers me so much, but it does. Things catch fire. Things that have caught fire are on fire. The first is an occurrence, the second is an ongoing state, so to use the state form in the occurrence feels totally wrong for me.

So is the problem that the dealer did a bunch of wrong, maybe illegal things? Or is the problem that the internet told people about the wrong, illegal things someone else did.

Yeah, don’t blame the media for reporting on a story. “This man never would have shot up the mall if you hadn’t reported that the mall’s hours had changed from 7-10 to 8-9!”

People aren’t matches. And though he has “torch” in his name, I don’t blame him for this. Blame the crazies themselves.. they are the ones who’ve done wrong. I like that Jason brings injustice like this to light.

The only possible way of damaging a fuel pump when racing is repeatedly racing with very little fuel in the tank. This prolonged use with little cooling can theoretically can stress the pump from heat. Of course the same habit in street use would cook it just the same. Fuel pumps are on or off. What the engine does…

Ah, I have decoded your cryptic message:

Well I hope that this NFS is a lot better than the last abysmal offering.

Ahem

“What I do love about Apple is its support for third-party keyboards.”

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

DONT YOU KNOW I AM DOUG DEMURO FERRARI OWNER