I have a compulsion to point out that Ford has, in fact, solved half of the shit-falling-under-the-seat problem. New Escapes and I think a couple others come with a little tray between the seat and door. Catches dropped keys, phones, french fries. Still haven’t filled in the gap between the seat and center console…

It’s not as big of a deal as it sounds. There’s a lot that you can do in a 15x15 foot space. And teleportation to another space works a lot better than it sounds.