“keep it for another few years after...”

Jessie J’s life coach is tripping on ibogaine and Jessie J is just along for the wild ride. She rebranded herself as the biggest pop star in China on a singing reality show with a billion viewers. Then this out of left field romance starring Channing Tatum. None of it makes sense on paper, but she’s working it all out…

Steptronic is supersonic,hooked on phonics,it has the tonic

Nice-a shot!

I’m just waiting for the Alfa apologist who got a Ti 5 months ago and is ready to brag about how during that whole 5 months and a whopping 5,000 miles, their car has been completely reliable.

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

I will not be buying a Tesla, not now not ever.

Cross-cab for sure

I have to say I’m at least somewhat surprised he was able to come through in the clutch given his tendency towards choking.

Negative equity rollover

ASP comes from the Sorkin school of writing - everyone has something brilliant to say at all times with obscure but hip cultural references. If the two of them ever got together to write anything, it would create a vortex of mid-century film and musical references that would collapse upon itself and end life as we…

This idea of “role purity” has reached farcical proportions.

Oh for fuck’s sake. The whole politically correct casting thing is reaching epic levels of bullshit and idiocy. Disprespectful? It’s called acting. The whole point of acting and playing a character is to portray someone else. Pretty soon the diversity nazis will start demanding that actors playing a role have the…

Oh for sure, the point I was trying to make was if Infiniti allows overnight test drives and theyre just barely breaking into the premium market, I would expect even better treatment from a Porsche dealer (I guess with the precondition that I look rich enough that the dealer believes I can actually afford the car). I…

If you liked those 90's photos, maybe you’ll appreciate these. Remember how I said I saved all the Photobuys/Autobuys I purchased? Well, here are some pics from those (both my 1996 car search and the 1998 search that resulted in the Mk3):

“Hey son, i need your help getting the boat trailer hooked up to the Enclave. I gotta get this thing to your Uncle Bill’s before the repo dudes show up here.”

The second one seems more Ukranian gun moll than sports fan.

This seems a weird thing to get wound up about. You’d think they’d be more concerned about the fact that Sir Topham Hatt is a master of the darkest arts who has trapped cursed souls, their memories wiped, into trains for his own nefarious purpose, a purpose that will culminate, unless Thomas can regain some touch of…

Story time.

Into my adolescence, when many things were developing, my Jalopness blossomed during the Fast and Furious age. The first movie had just been released, and soon solidified my longing for small Japanese race cars, like the EK Civic.