Honestly, Wizards’ fans apathy means I can get PwC (formerly Acela) Club tickets for cheap in the Winter before this city tries to act like they care about sports just in time for another disappointing playoff run. The buffet is amazing and I can park right down Mass Ave. Shoutout to the Caps though, that was pretty…

I would say something disparaging about the Wizards in retaliation, but it would be wasted, because like most Wizards “fans”, you probably wouldn’t even care.

I figured, which is why I called it a lazy take. He ran out of steam like the Knicks do in the third quarter and, as a fan of a NY sports team, I feel I have the duty to criticize him for his lack of preparedness and stamina, just like I criticize the Knicks for the same thing. 

Beef was with the Hawks getting a write up. The fucking Hawks. Now defend that. 

There’s no way to justify the Hawks getting that many words and the Knicks getting a gif. As terrible as the Knicks are, they’re still more interesting than the Hawks. That’s my real beef here. Knox, Ntilikina, and Fizdale are at least worth one or two garbage sentences. 

(Disclaimer: Knicks Fan) Your Knicks take was lazy. Sure we suck but there’s some objective intrigue about our roster, Fizdale, our front office, and Dolan retreating into the shadows. Not to mention the long-term viability of Porzingis, waiting until next year to extend his contract, and finally buying out Noah’s…

Probably? He had the worst recorded brain damage of someone his age in the history of modern science (WaPo). Massive brain damage and a life full of trauma is quite literally a deadly cocktail when it comes to mental health.

You hold on to that Pontiac and never let go. Never. Let. Go.

Why did you cave on the warranty? Just curious. When I go in, I say hard no to any dealer extras up front. Like as soon as we run numbers, before a form even hits the table, I go line by line and have them remove every single add-on. 

Damn man. They ran game on you without breaking a sweat. You signed for something you didn’t even know actually existed. “I have the car on the lot” means diddly squat unless you can see it. Lesson learned. 

Also a great idea. My mother has done something similar her whole life and has saved thousands by not jumping into a new car every year on a lease deal or rolling in a bunch of negative equity every 2 years on a new long-term car loan. She has kept all of her cars 7-10 years. 

I mean the real life hack is buying a car you can afford, financing it for less than 5 years, and trading it in for a new one at the end of its warranty without rolling in negative equity. If the maintenance cost is low, the true life hack is to pay it off and keep it for another few years after and enjoy no car…

Nothing more expensive than a cheap BMW

Could probably do the entire Miata project for the cost of whatever FD donor body you can find that isn’t rusted to hell. 

This movie is very famous in Angola. It inspired a dance called the “Van Damme”. It is a part of Kuduro music and Angolan culture. Just a fun fact :)

The new name of my ‘80s tribute hip hop group

Thank you, you don’t know how much that means to me *single tear flows down face*

Imagine being a kid and dad takes you to the ball game in the TARGA. What a life.

Marylander here....please don’t buy a Tesla. Every other government 6 figure DC commuter desk jockey G-whatever-the-heck has one. They must be everywhere in Bethesda. There’s so many fun choices, Porsches, M4, Trackhawk, Hellcat, (I see yall in the comments, I’m piggybacking). But please don’t buy a Tesla. You’ll just…

If distance is an issue for Pro/Rel since America is so much larger than any other football sporting nation (Brazil is pretty big and they have pro/rel, that’s the closest in size I can think of), why not just break the pro/rel into conferences? MLS already has conferences, so break the lower tiers into conferences…