Def should have had a gif of OJ in the white Bronco instead

Its gone to the dentist, got new teeth, and lost all of its charm.

The Man Show meets Top Gear. It would be glorious.

“FiST” *giggles*

*Shows absolutely no emotion on face whatsoever* “I am very surprised”

Reading that in his voice is sooooo soothing

All you crooked hat wearing, Trap step blasting, camber gang repping, vape blowing, bagged life, drift hooligan juveniles out there ruined this beautiful car forever. 

He needs it to not be slammed to the concrete lol Ride height please and thank you

Damn no destination charges? Fuckin steal brah

What about people who have sold the car but are eligible for restitution payments? When do we get those?

Bought a new car two weeks ago and made a stop at dealer #1. Walked up and he shook my hand but not my gf’s (strike 1). The car I came to see was damaged, he instantly went into “We’ll fix it mode” (I don’t buy brand new things that are broken, NO MATTER THE DISCOUNT, strike 2). When I explained that I appreciate the…

2001? Imagine how they took that photo without a selfie stick or a drone!

PITA VAG lug bolts. Used on pretty much the whole family of VAG products. I hate them.

If they’re standard, then that’s one less mod I can put on my VWVortex sig! How are people gonna know I’m VAG af unless they can see that I coded my taillights via VAGCOM to have the euro spec emergency braking lights? How?? *hits vape*

Digital key? Sounds like a hacker’s best case scenario for car theft.

I NP’d it for the reasons you mentioned. A LS swap with all the wiring and bolty bits done up for me....sure, take my money, I’ll swallow my pride. Or I’ll just hide in the smoke of my rear tires as I’m doing donuts because I have an LS3 in a E30.

Own a hot hatch (a MK7 GTI), getting a Pony Car (the one that terrifies innocent bystanders). I got bored of the FWD and the spherical egg shape. Say what you want, but even with 37 pieces of flair, a hot hatch looks like a normal hatchback to a majority of the road-going public. I don’t have children and I’ve only…