I voted 9-1-1 guy because nothing says 2018 more than a white person calling the cops on a black person for no good goddamn reason.

All the teams compete against the best in the world. The USMNT lost to Trinidad and Tobago.

As a Packer fan I was secretly glad we lost to Seattle and now the Vikings. I was worried that somehow, someway, McCarthy would get bailed out this season, again and it just wasn’t worth it.

I am disappointed that the new QB isn’t Jake Jortles.

I certainly appreciate the goal here, I cannot see how D J Durkin isn’t truly the most deserving of this award.

I’m partial to the thirty-nine and a half foot pole. I know it isn't the most vivid or disgusting. but as a child it always made me laugh. 

Clio, you are on the wrong side of history here.

Oy vey, I am quite verklempt about this list.

Oh yeah.

I mean, in a global sense it has to be Ingraham, right?

While I agree it is probably too much money, I think it is a fantastic work of art.

Is this a serious post?

I leaned all the way out of Facebook a year ago and haven’t missed it.

I live in Folsom, which is about 20 miles East of Sacramento. The hills are filled with dried brush (not forests, like Trump seems to think is the cause). basically grasses that grow lush when we get rains in the winter that quickly wither into perfect fuel for a fire in the summer when the rains abandon us for…

I think the ref at the bottom of the screen caught it, though. I read he was ejected from the game.

Is there going to be an Ass-Team of the year across all sports?

The Franchise Tag is the real culprit here.

It took me ten times reading my own post to finally get what you are talking about.

I do have to monetarily remind myself while watching Fitzpatrick run the ball that there is not, in fact, a big yellow line on the field indicating a first down.

Cheap shots from Seattle players when things aren’t going their way? Seems unlikely.