100% guaranteed that that kid has a poster of Joe Hart on his wall.

I was a TA in a Economics of Sports and Entertainment class back about 1993, and the economic evidence at the time was that professional athletes are significantly underpaid.

Oh man, I can’t believe that guy thought he could be President.

This is true, of course, but, Cruz received 212,000 less votes in 2018 than in 2012 and Beto received 900,000 more than the 2012 Dem candidate.

I know the end result of the Beto O’Rourke campaign was not ideal, but the truth is it is a very good showing and fantastic trend. Look at this

Aurora is an awesome looking bird.

When is Omaha going to get the love it deserves?

Multiball! Multiball! MULTIBALL!

Why not both?

About to reveal my age...

Oh man, missed the chance...line...cocaine...

You’re not my supervisor.

I am trying to formulate a joke about the Jets combusting and playing the Steelers, but I can’t think of anything, so...

Welcome to Deadspin, Dennis Miller.

The Kings are 4-3. Why hasn’t Patrick written about that and how they are the only team that can legitimately challenge the Warriors? Or how Heild or Cauley-Stein will probably split the MVP votes and some dork like Curry will win? Also,as an FYI, Academy Award nominated movie  Ladybird was filmed in Sacramento.

NM

Arsene Wenger currently waiting anxiously by his phone.

Rocky and Bullwinkle or GTFO

Season 2 was actually compelling, but not really all that funny. If the first season was a ten (IT WAS!) then season 2 was closer to a 7.5.

But as a concession, they will not be introducing their newest wrestler, Bobby “Bonesaw” Sawyer