Jesus clearly states in the Bible that he wrote the constitution for Corporations to prosper and shame the slimy Commies that want to tax the job creators in order to assist the poors. Jesus is a known hater of poor people...never did a thing for them.

Devos: What’s common core?

Never, ever, ever, ever expect McCain or Graham to follow through at all on their periodic episodes of pretending to possess an ounce of reason. Never. It’s easier and you’ll have the advantage of being proven ultimately correct 100% of the time.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax… YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVIN’ IN THE FUCKIN’ PAST! 

Let me check the arithmetic:

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

Sniffing glue, too

Breitbart, the site that boosted a white nationalist candidate and features a section dedicated to “Black Crime,” is substantively different how, exactly? There isn’t much daylight between Sean Hannity/Ron Paul-types and David Duke; Ron Paul’s newsletter regularly called black people “animals,” suggested that 95% of…

I’m never 100% sure where Theresa May stands, she was anti-brexit but she’s now in charge of sorting it out (fair enough, someone has to) she’s anti immigration, she’s now snuggled up with Trump. She’s not given the faintest clue as to how we’ll manage out of the EU...

That’s my kind of party.

Something like this...

The only ones making terrorists successful is our government, particularly Republicans, who use them as an election tool. Their fear-mongering has the side effect of amplifying the terrorists’ message and furthering their mission. Trump has been a huge boon to terrorists. He’s just too dumb to realize it.

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

I would assume this is now Sean Spicer’s Wikipedia pic?

Totally off topic but I have a British friend visiting me right now. We stayed up late last night talking about our countries. She said that the general thought about President Obama was one of elder statesman, incredibly smart, funny, warm, well meaning and familial. Largely loved by the British people.

Here’s the thing: it’s a short term win for the GOP, but the reason Obama didn’t get much done was because of the filibuster. I desperately hope we can trick them I to removing it because when we take back the Congress, and we will, sooner or later, I don’t want those gun humping racist fucks to be able to hold us…

It’ll end up at the Supreme Court which is one of many many many reasons that the Democrats need to treat the Republicans to their own medicine and permanently block Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.

Steve Bannon looks like the guy who hangs out at game stores and tells all the 16 year olds about the valuable Magic: The Gathering cards he totally used to have, but his damn harpy wife took ‘em all when they got divorced before it quickly becomes apparent he’s never been married.