It’s almost as if different businesses have different business practices. Inconceivable!

Stop pretending people are capable of nuance. This is the internet.

>“I respect your view,” the politician said

“I’m not a part of the establishment. I’m a career politician who’s father and brother were previously President!” *tumbleweed*

“And I feel the child-molestation part, that definitely was broken.”

“The Bechdel Test is Allison Bechdel’s simple test of any work of fiction”

Are we 100% certain the guy he killed wasn’t working for Rita Repulsa?

Your list is objectively wrong.

Solid. Though I have a bit of a soft spot for Final Frontier, and would rather watch it than a number of the things higher up that list, despite not ranking it higher.

“the Force is Midi-chlorians”

COKE AND WHORES

The one about her having changed so much is only a joke because it implies that the changes she’s gone through are weird. Without that it’s just a statement.

Because he didn’t state that, he belittled the change itself. He implied that the changes she’s made were weird. It wasn’t a joke without that implication.

Her name ain’t Bruce.

I HAVE NOT YET BEEN OUTRAGED TODAY, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO BE ANGRY ABOUT.

“but it is a constitutional right.”

“subscribe to the idea that the second amendment”

This is purely pedantry, but the amendment is referring to the military definition of regulated, as in “good working order”. That said, it’s also referring to an archaic concept of the term “militia” and has an incredibly important but often overlooked comma.

Your entire basis for “99.% certainty” is that they have arabic names and were prepared? Because only 0.01% of murderers are ever prepared?

I personally have not been murdered with bullets, so do not understand the nature of the problem.