I started getting Chanel to send stuff. I started having these designers send stuff over because I saw the merit in getting that kind of stuff on television. It was interesting: If I had those connections in the fashion world, why not?

Possibly relevant, possibly not: A few years ago, we did get a tip about two popular Vikings involved in a situation similar to the one Kluwe mentioned.

Cue to some nutcases on my FB feed who are suspecting a conspiracy BECAUSE there were 108 prominent aids researchers on board. Like, aids equals gays equals Putin hates the gays equals he wants to kill the gays equals he must have shot this plane from the sky because evil.

Semi-related: I describe my kid as "like the raptors in Jurassic Park" — he's studying and finding weaknesses to exploit. He could open child-proof bottles before he was one. Those plastic covers for plugs? He just pulls them out. We have these chord loop doohickeys that wrap around two knobs and you tighten it down…

There's a groom's cake which means DOUBLE THE CAKE, BABY.

I had The On-a-Budget-but-Nobody-Cares Wedding, because we went too subtle with the nerdiness of our theme for it to be a "heavily themed" wedding. We're Back to the Future fans (I mean, isn't everyone?), so we went with Enchantment Under the Sea. Include "Earth Angel" on the playlist, hide a couple of "Save the Clock…

I hope Special Investigator Anne-Marie Lucas was there to give them a swift kick in the ass.

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

Let's master subject-verb agreement before attempting word-play, okay?

From my time in Boston I found that they mostly protest on the weekends. Hatemongers have to keep down jobs too, probably at puppy-kicking farms and the DMV.

I actually can't beleive some people wake up in the morning, put their shoes and their coat on and go protest outside abortion clinics everyday.

Have they explicitly stated that they're making a female Finnish Hearthstone tournament? Have they taken that step? No? No, they sure as hell haven't.

It's worth noting that there isn't even an option for a female Hearthstone tournament here, so it's not even just an issue of gender segregation.

It was always my understanding that an IUD was NOT a good option for women that hadn't yet had kids but may eventually. Has this thinking changed?

That's kind of a harsh reaction, BobLobLaw. I wouldn't think out of all the articles I could write that you would consider "clickbait" this would be way at the bottom. I mean, I could have gone full "YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS WOMAN TRIED TO DO WITH THE MEMPHIS ZOO LIONS." It's a national news story and it's my job…

I'd be a horrible interviewer. "What's your favorite cartoon? Oh mhmm, good choice. Do you like mustard or mayo potato salad? Very interesting. Would you like to go get ice cream? WHY NOT LET ME LOVE YOU WE COULD BE HAPPY TOGETHER"

Seriously gals, these are the best sportsbras for larger chests EVER. NO bounce for my 38-40DDs, and no chafing until mile 20 (at which point everyone chafes). Super comfortable, and made in the US.

So, last summer, I went on a mission to figure out my proper bra size and pick up some decent bras. Having a kid had totally messed with my boobs, and I was left clueless and frustrated.

Get old. They all stop. Or else I'm too deaf to hear them. I can't tell.

In the meantime, earbuds and music. That way, you don't even hear them.

I kid you not, SHOCK ABSORBER makes the best sports bras. They will cost, and they're tough to get into, but once the boobs are in, they don't come out!