Yeah, when the school I worked at went to password-protected wi-fi, we got complaints from neighbors saying they should get to use our wi-fi network because we're a public school and their tax money helps pay for it.

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

The field I am in doesn't seem to lend itself to competition too well, unless anyone knows any medical competitions? (Who can suture the fastest?)

When it comes to terrible poos, you're never alone.

Ted Bundy up top, Charlie Manson down below.

They really under-served us by cropping that photo.

Seems like you missed the entire point of her argument. Her point is that she is exactly like Louie; unsure of herself, bad at dating, overweight and really sort of miserable. People care about Louie, they think his self-deprecation is adorable. As your statement proves...it's obviously not as endearing when a woman…

I really hate Self and Shape. I used to read a lot of those ladymags when I was younger, and I never found Cosmo to really make me feel bad - it was mostly clothes and celebrities and hairstyles I don't have energy for and ridiculous lol-worthy sex tips. I had fun reading it. Self and Shape and similar seemed to be…

Not saying the boob grab was or was not on purpose, but if you're going to grab someone from behind on any part of their body you'd better expect to get hit. That's like sneaking up on someone in a dark house.

The office manager at my wife's job left every day at 5:00p sharp. She had a young daughter who was in a lot of sports. If you came into her office as she was leaving she would stop you and ask a simple question.

"Is what you're telling me more important than me being at my daughter's soccer game?"

The answer was…

Heh ironic that you'd say that in the post by the Indian guy :D But the point of this one isn't punching out at 5 or working 35 hours, it's about setting up a good finish to your workday and schedule a good start for the next one.

Definitely not on the approved list of 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

THAT FIRST PIC THO.

And why was that rifle invented in the first place? To kill something. She's not saying you can't use them to not kill, but don't act like that's not the reason we have them in the first place.

Good reminder that a green light just means it's legal to enter an intersection... not that it's necessarily safe to enter one.

I remember someone explaining to me when I was quite young that dogs and cats don't go to heaven; it's only for people. That was the exact moment when I decided organized religion is not for me. Anyone with any brains can see that dogs are better people than people will ever be.

Did you hear her say her acne started in third grade? Acne is largely a hormonal condition, which is why it is prevalent among teenagers. Others of us (me! yay!) have a lifelong struggle with the condition, no matter how much makeup we do or don't wear. Do you think Ms Bankson would have gotten to the point of…

Man, I can't star your comment enough.

That's the kicker for me. This is a movie. Movies are edited. Scenes shot in a linear narrative order are rearranged to present a story that's different from reality- typically one that's more interesting and meaningful.

the other day, I was on my way to campus when I saw a man on the median holding a sign that read "Independent Contractor Injured on Job-site and now Homeless. Anything helps."