A national tragedy. In a better world, Michelle would be showing Bill where she hid mini fridges in the WH full of Bud Light.

Because she serves good tea.

They were intending to kill the sky.

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

I’d be satisfied with a Rosario spinoff.

Thanks!

Right!? I’ve gotten something like a half-dozen texts from friends wondering what I’m doing tonight. I text back “Book, Wine, Fire.” I opted out of New Years rigamarole something like seven years ago. Haven’t missed it. In fact, I now look forward to the quiet night in rather than the hassle of getting dressed up,…