Or when people say, what if your mom did that to you, point out that unlike them, you were a wanted child.

Some shady Bette Davis quotes about Joan Crawford:

lol

Fingers crossed that this is as campy-bad as Mommie Dearest.

I’ll add that the third style can be found at any flea market or boardwalk stall for about $19. There’s some aging hippie chick beading and feathering her fingers to the bone saying, “What the fuck, man, I’ve been making that top since 1979.”

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

There will only ever be one Linda Tripp.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

That’s a generous definition of “sentient” you’re using.

Ben Carson is a yawn made sentient.

As Donald Trump.

Supposedly, Trump is writing his own speech, too!

She probably feels Viera silly.

It was indeed all those things. And it was a thrill to watch.

It was beautiful and angry and righteous.

“An inspiring tale of the future” -the GOP

Fuck wikileaks. And where has Anonymous been in all of this. They’ve been suspiciously quiet.