It’s a shame those nasty bone spurs that alternate between his heels didn’t prevent him from playing baseball & golf like they prevented him from going to Vietnam.

Damn, Trump knew how to play baseball the right way.

Women could always play joust:

To ensure historical accuracy, however, all female knights will be required to compete in bikini armor.

Dear Antonin Scalia,

That’s precisely what makes the Cards so damn awful. They are a decent team with good players, and they aren’t even from Boston, and they are still just the worst. How is that possible. Every other team on this list has some fundamental flaw, like shitty ownership or terrible personnel or being the Browns or being the…

In other words, Bill refused to help Congressional Republicans destroy the reputation of a women with whom he’d had consensual sex; and his wife (assuming that your quote is accurate) reacted to her the way most women might to a woman who knowingly did her husband.

Every time a vegan posts a YouTube video, a Trump supporter registers to vote.