I was under the impression that the typical male coital behaviour is: "That was great Honey Zzzzz Zzzzz"

@bishop1j: Now that you've mentioned it it's impossible not to see it.

I was torn between commending the Lower East Side Girls Club for what they are doing here and screaming, "kill it, kill it, kill it! Kill it dead!"

@redman042: A solar storm strong enough to take out all satellites is a pretty rare event. On the other hand atmospheric storms happen all the time which is going to make station keeping so much more expensive.

@James Deng: The US?

@Markarian: Manuals? Pffft!

@Gators15: Team building + Free Advertising = win for management

@Knightblade: I was thinking that the two were unrelated. Apple never really acknowledged that there was a problem and you'd have to be living under a rock, not to know about the antenna 'controversy' by now.

@Porkbun: If you buy before then and maybe you've had your head in the sand, it's possible you might not have heard that the phone has a shitty antenna design.

@Destinysface: It was created in Adobe Photoshop CS5 windows...

@Smeagol92055: You know the tightly clumped Asteroid belt in tESB bothered me, but the Alderaan debris I missed completely. Goddamnit, now I'm going to have to watch it again.

@tetracycloide: @Laserlips has it. Until it can stop the 'Falcon from escaping the debris of Alderaan: That's no tractor-beam.

It works by heating air. Call me back when it can work in vacuum.

I really enjoy the work of most people that hypothesise the likely outcome of some unlikely condition. I wouldnt come to I09 unless I enjoyed sci-fi.

@talkingstove: "I am pretty [sure] that statement is provably false"

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: I didn't even know there was a class. I guess my role as anonymous victim is pretty much secured.

@crashedpc /sarcasm: You could eat it while it's still fresh. That seems to work for me.

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: You could be lead henchman! Of course, you'd have to do all of the dirty work and get blamed when their overly complicated schemes fall in a heap.

Came here for the groan-worthy sex toy jokes. Did not leave disappointed.

@CmdrHunt - Agent of Time Corps: Before or after they nuked the crap out of it.