It was Carl Burgos & Bill Everett in Marvel Mystery Comics #8-10 when the Sub-Mariner and the original Human Torch fought for the very first time.

“Repeat to yourself, “it’s just a show, I should really just relax.””

But it turns out to be rhetorical.

Yeah, I guess overshadowing your more talented creative partner is pretty much the same thing as sexual assault.

Forget it, it’s Chinatown.