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No one ever—I checked; it literally has never happened—has gone, “Dang, if only I had not pickled some foodstuffs.”

When the “I didn’t rape her” defense fails, the only thing to fall back on is, “she’s one of those garbage humans that it’s okay to rape” defense.

So he was caught in the act and his sperm matches but his defense was supposed to be “but her mom is a greedy bitch”? So, the Polanski gambit.

I’ll back this. Sometimes, with all the chaos going on in the world, it’s good to hear of something good coming out of all the bad. If you’re going to be memorialized, this is as good of a way as any I can think of.

I’m as snarky as the next commenter on this site but I honestly just fucking teared up reading this. Like, I had to wipe away a tear. Are these human emotions I’m feeling?

*“We will be replacing tailight and license plate bulbs indefinitely FOR FREE,” Unity Autoworks, a Twin Cities car repair and customization shop, explained. “A defective bulb should never be a reason to be murdered.”*