Dammit, take your star and get out.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I used to do some family law but after I year I swore off on it, and since then practiced criminal law exclusively.

This is my hometown. Here’s the local report.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

He was the man who basically shaped my childhood (and my adult childhood). I’m certain all of us HM and PotC fans will be thinking of him today.

Or, Babe Didrikson Zaharias for that matter.

So much this!

Civil forfeiture should nauseate every last person familiar with the concept. Yes, it disproportionately targets and affects minorities and the poor, but even beyond that, it’s a quintessential violation of due process. The burden of proof is basically nonexistent. Recourse and a defense are not guaranteed, and it…

Carry 0 grams of weed, and not have to worry about it.

The Pennsylvania State Police recently issued a bulletin advising citizens to be on the lookout for a renewed wave of clown sightings similar to the one that swept America last fall. 

I agree, but that could be because WACF was the first album of theirs I ever owned. Included in my 12 tapes for a penny from the Columbia Record And Tape Club.

If you are really concerned about a sanitary drinking experience, I guarantee the draft lines from the kegs are far far worse of an issue at 95% of all bars than the glassware.

My tricks even better... simply turn the glass upside down emptying the contents into your digestive tract... repeat as necessary until all your superficial fucks are gone.

Ugh. This twerp was on NPR this morning, and I really thought I could give him a telekinetic wedgie, but apparently not.

Abolish the Greek system.